Haha. Er...I don't know you...

Luckily.
6 foot, 250 pound mail carrier.
A tad on the chubby side.
Doesn't like the mail carrier uniforms.
Evidently the shorts don't work for him. Supposed 'chafing and scarring' are included there. [Something I never wanted to know.]
His plan to fix this?
Have kilts be part of the mail carrier uniforms.
No, you did not misread that.
Kilts.
Yeah.
Kilts.
ARE YOU BONKERS, MAN?!
Oooh,
Not cool.
Funny,
A little nuts,
But really.