Breaking Dawn quotes

Well yeah. So I loved the book, even though a few of my friends didn't. [Read it again, guys.]
In any case, I had my notebook with me all the time, just because I knew there would be a slew of quotes to keep. Sooo here are some of my favorites.
[NOTE: There really are no spoilers, so don't freak.]

Bella:
The ultimate doom: Telling Renee. Early marriage was higher up on her blacklist than boiling live puppies.
"Its so inconvenient to be a mental mute!"
"You are killing my buzz, Edward."
"If I don't have a better sense of equilibrium in my next life, I'm demanding a refund."
"Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks."
"My shield has holes, Edward!"
"You are fairly ideal in every way."

Alice:
"Go to your happy place, Bella. It won't take long."
"You'd think I was shoving bamboo splinters under your nails."
"Focus, Bella. Edward is waiting for you down there."
"Do you want to miss your plane? I'm sure you'll have a lovely honeymoon camped out in the airport waiting for another flight."
"At some point you're going to have to tell me what exactly is in Rio."
"I missed you too, Bella. So forgive me, and try to be satisfied with being the superhero of the day."

Edward:
"You may not notice me tearing the furniture apart, but it would probably scare them."


Jacob:
I didn't have trouble with my temper anymore, except when it got in the way.
"Say what you want, I still think Dracula 1 and Dracula 2 are creep-tacular."

Emmett:
"Hard to feel confident when you're surrounded by horse-sized wolves."

Carlisle:
"Try to find Alistair and tell him what happened. I'd hate to think of him hiding under a rock for the next decade."

Leah:
"I wasn't born a compassionless shrew."

Jake: "I guess things are going to be kind of boring now, aren't they?"
Edward: "I fervently hope so."