I kid you not.

A commercial I heard on the radio today.

It starts with a woman asking a guy "you're not going over the speed limit again, are you?"
The guy replies with something along the lines of "oh it doesn't matter, I have Phaser 2." and he goes on to explain that cops can't detect how fast you're going with the 'Phaser 2', and that even if you wind up with a ticket, Phaser will pay for it. So the lady goes 'well step on it!'
Then we have this crazed-out announcer dude. He's saying you can try Phaser 2 free for 30 days. Cops can't detect the speed you're driving at, and even if you get a ticket, Phaser will pay for it. Goes on to give out a number. Then, it says "Phaser 2 has been outlawed in 8 states!" And at the end it says "Obviously, we don't promote reckless driving."
I'm sitting there, just waiting for it to be a commercial for All State or Geico or something, the way this guy is talking. Then one of the DJ's for the radio station comes on [recorded commercial, you know.] and he repeats the number and some of the stuff the announcer said.
...
Then the commercial ends.
I'm staring at my radio, glazed-eyes, mouth-open, the whole thing.
It.
Was.
Real.
This thing actually exists.
And what kind of retard would say 'we DON'T promote reckless driving'?

This world is unbelievable.
Clearly the state I live in wasn't one of the 8 where this thing is illegal.