Evil keyboards.

My friend Jojo and I have decided that keyboards are evil and must be destroyed.
We would have made a YouTube video, but....this is easier.
So, those of you who mean to say one thing but wind up with something completely different because, oh, say your finger spazzed and hit the wrong key: Follow us, minions, and we shall prevail over the technological world of keyboards and spell check.
Or something like that.