The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Goth Girl

By Barry Lyga.
Great book, really. Officially one of my favorites.
And now, just for the heck of it, some of my favorite quotes from the book.
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"People suck. Period. They're stupid and clueless and when you tell them that they're stupid and clueless, they just get pissed off because they know it's the truth and they can't be bothered to change it."

"I can't give you anything. There's nothing in your file for medicine."
I don't care. Give me something. Give me an aspirin or a Tylenol or a goddamn Midol just put something in my body that has a chance in hell of dimming the bright, hard light of the sun that has blossomed inside my brain.
[Oh, the light of a migraine. Enough to ask for a Midol.]

"Smoke?"
"No, thanks."
"Goody two-shoes."
"Nothing goody two-shoes about it. I just have an allergic reaction to lung cancer. Gives me tumors."
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And that's just some, but I can't find any others.
So yeah.
The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Goth Girl by Barry Lyga.
Read it.