Ugh. Why me?

I am quite literally disgusted.
Nah, I'll live. But come on. 'Megan'?
That's orginal.
It's not the name itself that's bugging me.
It's the fact that my name means....
-horror-
'Pearl'.
How fitting. -sarcasm-
Perhaps, though, the retard-o meaning has something to do with how I turned out.
And, if I do say so myself, I rather like the way I turned out, even if not many others do.
-shrugs-
Worse things have happened.