Alzheimer's, anyone?

Mhmm. I suggest you put down that aluminum kitchen thing.
Put the aluminum foil back in the drawer and listen up.
Everyone knows what Alzheimer's disease is, right? [Even if you can't spell it.]
....Fine, fine. For those of you who don't, in fact, know what it is, I'll give you the cheat-cheat version. It's when your brain gets retarded and you can't remember anything. Make sense? Yeah, moving on.
Any idea as to what might cause this dreadful happening? If you can't after looking at the first sentence of this post, I can honestly say that you have an intellect rivaled only by cotton balls.
Aluminum is a major cause of Alzheimer's disease.
So, when you're out and see a nice-looking kitchen appliance [pots and pans, or anything at all], put it down and back away slowly, then shake your head in disgust and remorse at the poor, unsuspecting people who are buying them.

Down with aluminum.