Meg's Baseball Blacklist

Orioles, Cubs, White Sox, Red Sox...Long blacklist, considering.
And the poor Cubs. I'd have no reason to hate them if their fans didn't all suck so entirely. Trust me, I have first-hand experience there. Whiners, all of them. Junking up our poor hotel with their bitterness. Pft.
Orioles....Let's see. One postseason game against the Rays: Hit Evan Longoria and Jason Bartlett, which could easily have been accidents. No harm done, right? Yeah, until they hit Bartlett AGAIN. Seriously uncool to make a target out of our shortstop, thank you. And then one of them [didn't actually see who. Bummer.] interfered with a play by pushing Akinori Iwamura down. I hate them.
And the White Sox have A.J. Pierzynski, so that right there is enough to make me sick of them. Idiot runs into Willy Aybar to try to push his throw off. And worse, the stupid umpire called him safe. Ugh.
Then, obviously the Red Sox just speak for themselves. Literally, if you've ever seen some of them. We have nicknames. It's quite nice, actually.
Like Kevin Youkilis? Lumberjack Ballerina. Scary dude, more so with that little batting dance of his.
How about...Coco Crisp. Ah, no. Count Chocula. After the cereal brand, as his name just so implies it.. Coco Crisp. Really?
Haaaaaa. David Ortiz. Boston nickname: Big Papi. Dad's: Big Poopie. Or, if you go with Dewayne Staats, announcer for the Rays, it's 'Pig Ortiz.'
Pedroia is scary enough in himself, he doesn't have an official nickname. I simply call him Ghost Boy. And the fact that he's 5'7 and his actual nickname is PeeWee doesn't really help his cause.

So.
Basically, if you're on Boston, a fan of Boston, or have/had anything to do with Boston, you're pretty much making the list. Or if you dare interfere with the Rays, Yankees, Phillies or Dodgers.
Now all that needs to be done is to trade J.D. Drew, Mark Kotsay and Jacoby Ellsbury to some other team - any other - so I don't feel so guilty staring at them when Boston's playing one of my teams. I feel like a traitor, something must be done.