Donuts, anyone?

So if you were in Illinois recently, you may [or may not] have heard something about the Tour De Donut.
And......What on earth am I talking about, right?
The basic story is this:
It's like the Tour De France. Bicycles and everything.
Plus, donuts.
But you probably guessed that.
So. You ride a bike. While eating donuts.
Sound easy enough?
The winner is the bicyclist with the fastest time.
Downside: For each donut you eat, 5 minutes is shaved off of your time.
Just a little counter-productive, eh?