I have decided.

Oh, decisions, decisions.
I have decided that the world would be so much better off if the human race hadn't evolved.
Animals don't judge you because of how you look or what you like. They love you unconditionally.
Either that, or they eat you.
My point, is that people hurt others to make themselves feel better. How pathetic is that? Step back and look at the situation for a minute, and try to tell me it's not sad.
How about if I told you I just chopped my hair off and put blue streaks through it? Hmm?
You either went "ugh, what a freak" and rolled your eyes, or those eyes glazed over and you asked your mother if you could dye YOUR hair.
A slightly split outcome, but on the other side, animals don't even have to think about it. They jump on your lap, lick your face and beg you to throw the ball again.
Or, again, they eat you.
So let's all just back-track, un-evolve back into apes and orangutans, and swing from tress with our bugs and bananas.
Doesn't that sound like fun?